http://www.moddb.com/members/ivory-guard/blog Subscribe to the Mod DB ivory_guard blog feed, and get the latest updates as they are posted. en-us Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:58:10 -0600 Copyright 2009, DesuraNET Pty Ltd Articles 180 http://static.moddb.com/cutoff/images/logos/rss.png http://www.moddb.com/ 120 90 http://www.moddb.com/members/ivory-guard/blog/piss-poor-excuse-for-vodka Tue, 19 May 2009 16:56:05 -0500 Honestly, I want to know who drinks Smirnoff. That stuff is the weakest shit ever to have oozed it's way out of a distillery. The reason I am writing this is because the local Wine/Spirits store stopped carrying my favorite drink (Stolichnaya) so that they could put more of that Smirnoff piss on the shelf! I wonder how many frat boys bitched about not being able to find any sour apple. Here's an idea: take some decent booze and MAKE A SPRITZER. If you can't mix Sprite and *insert drink here* together, there's no hope for you.  Now, I've got nothing to drink after a hard day. *sigh*  articles38742 http://www.moddb.com/members/ivory-guard/blog/oh-hell Mon, 04 May 2009 20:01:32 -0500 Not much to say...nope. *sighs* Seriously, why are these even here? Nobody uses the damn things aside from rants (like this one) about completely banal things (like this one) about nothing! And what the hell is Obama doing? He's like a democrat Bush! If you wanna leave me a hate-filled comment, go right ahead readers, but I will e-mail you a self-replicating trojan (of my own design which I'm EXTREMELY proud of.) to fuck you up. Anyway, back to my point... Shit... I never had a point....  articles38243 http://www.moddb.com/members/ivory-guard/blog/if-i-have-to-do-one-more-pst-ill Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:59:35 -0600 God. I'm not real sure what was going through my mind when I signed my enlistment papers 5 years ago. And I'm not real sure why I signed them AGAIN last year. No one in the world can kick your ass like a San Diego drill sergeant. Or a Pendleton Master Sergeant for that matter. Well, I better get off. Those goverment firewalls are pretty infamous for cutting people off mid-sent... articles33325